“So Right”
I read the funniest quote of all time today. Concerning Tig O’Bitties:
“They can make an average girl sexy, and turn that frown upside down. They just make girls more tolerable. It’s science.”
Monthly Archive for May, 2008
“I want you to know, that I’m happy for you. I wish nothing but the best for you both…”
So, with all this studying, I haven’t been able to read my smut (i.e. gossip sites). Today, I hop on the Al Gore created intranets to find that my other husband/abs god Ryan Reynolds is engaged to ScarJo. I’m not saying that he could have done better for himself, truth be told, he could have done a whole lot worse — she’s pretty hot. And Young. And Rich. And perky, if ya know what I mean. In one of my classes, my teacher asked us who we would go to dinner with if given the opportunity. The token funny boy said “Scarlett”. The teacher, who works all the time, didn’t know who she was and asked the Boy why he picked her. The boy said “oh because she’s really smart *as he held up his cupped hands one foot away from his chest*”. I guess she also has nice boobs.
As Bdo put it, Ryan and ScarJo are like the “younger, prettier, skinnier, richer version of us.” He is correct on all accounts.
For the record, I’m posting this last pic out of pure, unabashed bitterness. On a side note, if I’m bitter, imagine how poor Alanis feels. She’s gonna have a lot to say on her next album.
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