The following is an example of the fact that my brother (a) is High-larious; and (b) would have hated/been kicked out of/stormed out of law school:
“I’ve Been Learning to Live Without You…But I Miss You Sometimes…”
“This is a call to all my past resignations…”
Dear People Who Wear Those Bluetooth Headsets,
It looks ridiculous.
It looks like you are talking to yourself. I mean, I’m fine with people who wear them while driving – it’s a safety issue. I’m even understanding of the VERY busy person who is walking to and from somewhere and have their hands full. I get that sometimes you HAVE to make a call and you don’t have your hands free.
But when you’re not busy, and you’re not driving, and you’re hands aren’t full, you just look like a huge jackass. And don’t try to fool me – I can tell the “busy” people from the people who just want to wear the headsets because it feels like you’re in Top Gun. “Busy” people aren’t dressed in camo shorts and a t-shirt in the middle of a Tuesday. Also, if you’re busy, then you probably don’t have time to be at Corner Bakery at 2 p.m. on a Tuesday. Further, if you are standing in line with NOTHING in your hands and are still talking with that thing in your ear, you are beyond help.
Further evidence of how jackass-y this is: the guy I’m referring to had a THICK Australian accent. Usually accents forgive a multitude of sins – but it couldn’t forgive this.
And to make matters worse, when you are done with the conversation, you leave the thing on your ear! Which means you are going to take another call when and if you get one while you’re eating your 2 p.m. snack!!!!
Stop it. Just stop it.
Love,
Annoyed Girl in the Booth Trying To Read Cases For Her Next Class But Can’t Because All She Can Hear Is Your Dumb Conversation With Who Is, Probably, Another Jackass Wearing A Similar Headset
In other completely non-related news, does anyone know where I can get one of those cool headset things for my phone???
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