Monthly Archive for May, 2007

Published on May 21, 2007 in Uncategorized. 0 Comments

“I’ve Got Nothing To Do Today But Smile…”

My life is complete. Jessica Simpson is going to start her own lingerie line for fellow big-boobed ladies. 

In other news, despite being an avid member of Team Aniston, I want to be these people:

Brad must’ve raided the closet of my other husband, George Clooney, when they were filming Ocean’s 13. Obviously, Clooney and his awesomeness rubbed off on Brad a little bit. “Clooney’s like a Chanel suit…he never goes out of style”.

Also, Brad looks *so* much like a young Robert Redford….which is, of course, fine with me.

Published on May 4, 2007 in Uncategorized. 0 Comments

“So ya had a bad day…”

I guess this means she won’t be able to make it to the wedding.

Crap.

It really screws up my seating chart for the tables at the reception. But, the good news is that maybe now Lindsay Lohan will come. Which is good news for the guys coming…because we all know there is a 98% chance that Lindsay won’t be wearing underwear.

Maybe I should put that on the invitation.